I think I did a pretty good job being the emcee tonight. Had more fun laughing with my co-emcee, C, who is as crazy as I am. We were laughing and joking while seated at our own table. Not on stage. Judging from the immediate relatives, we didn't think that they could take jokes, nor did they look like they had any sense of humour in them. C and I hit off very well. She asked me, in front of a few of my other rather prim and proper colleagues, if I went clubbing and all that. Luckily it wasn't my boss seated at the table. Careers like mine do not allow room for personal fun in the likes of clubbing, dancing or drinking. It would, in fact, be frowned upon, should you commit the offence of spending a late night out at a dark bar playing loud music and serving intoxicating beverages. Hmm...a definite no-no...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a hoot.

So, anyone getting married? Experienced emcee at your service....(for a small fee, or for a simple ang-pow discount.) What do you say?